READ and CAREFULLY FOLLOW:
1. I acknowledge that I am 18 years of age or older.
2. I understand that when I receive access to the adult section, I am given access to an area containing adult material that may not necessarily be to my tastes.
3. I understand that if it is discovered that I am in fact under 18, my membership to Nerfherder's Playgroudnd will be revoked and I will be banned from these forums.
4. I will put "You're braver than I thought!" in the subject line of the PM I send requesting access, to show that I really did actually read these rules.
5. I will paste these rules into the PM, to show that I actually read them.
6. I understand that rules can be added or changed at any time.
7. I will sign the PM requesting access with my screen name.
8. I understand that there is a FIVE POST MINIMUM to obtain a Boudoir password, which means I won't bother requesting the password until I've posted to Nerfherder's Playground at least five times. I UNDERSTAND THAT ONE-LINERS DON'T COUNT AND MY POSTS MUST BE RELEVANT TO THE THREAD AND IN THE SPIRIT OF CONTINUING CONVERSATION.
9. (Ameded 8-9-05) In my Yuku profile, I will check the option that will allow my age to be displayed. If I am claiming to have turned 18 this year, I will include the month and day of my birthday in this PM.
Now, go forth and click on each area of the adult section you want access to. Doing so will send my admin panel a request for entry. Once I receive the request, I can add you to the allowed members list for each restricted area. A pain in the butt, I know, but it seems that's how Yuku wants to do it now.
We're a pretty laid-back and friendly group here, and we understand that people make mistakes, but these rules are here for a reason: to protect YOU as well as US. Following instructions to the letter is important here. Doing so assures us that these rules were read and understood, which then assures us they'll actually get FOLLOWED.
For this reason, failure to comply by your third try requesting access will result in denial. You may try again AFTER:
a. THIRTY DAYS HAVE PASSED
-and-
b. YOU HAVE MADE AT LEAST THIRTY POSTS. UNDERSTAND THAT ONE-LINERS DON'T COUNT.
Only once both have been fulfilled and you turn in a correct access request, it will be granted.

